We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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