She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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