Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
