is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Someone came in the potted fern
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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