We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
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