So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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