If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
You dont lie about slip and slides
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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