it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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