This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Sober January is a disaster.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Success! We fucked roommates!
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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