god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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