Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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