Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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