You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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