i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
