Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
