What a fucking waste of an outfit
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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