Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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