Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Your cock deserves a montage
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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