btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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