Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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