that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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