who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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