i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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