Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Randomize
