im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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