That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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