Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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