My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
