After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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