Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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