I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I am one with the molecules
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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