omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
