I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
i think im in europe. pls send help
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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