She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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