it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Do plants get herpes?
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