I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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