come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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