This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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