why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Randomize
