We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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