so explain again why im purple
no
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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