Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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