you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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