Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
