is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Randomize
