Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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