i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize
