After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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