I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Randomize
