So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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