I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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