just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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