You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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