this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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