no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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