hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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