i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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